I Only Get Internet In My Bathroom...

...but I only get cell phone reception in the rest of my apartment. Only someone of my generation would consider this a dilemma. As you can see, I've chosen impersonal, digital interactions with people over having a real-time voice-to-voice conversation.

I came home the other day, and the internet didn't exist in the places in my apartment where it usually does. Until it comes back, this is my office:
















Things are much more comfortable in the rest of my apartment...